I can’t exactly remember when, but I was watching a local talk show. The topic was about how certain foods can affect the appearance of your teeth. According to the guest dentist, if you love drinking cola, you can just use straw instead of gulping it straight from the can, to avoid discoloration on your teeth.

Then one guest, a former beauty queen, asked how to take care of veneers. She shared that her real teeth are small, and that beauty queens are expected to have long teeth. So that’s why. Oooh! So that’s why all the contestants have long teeth. I’ve always wondered about that. In my mind, I’d look just great having longer (and whiter) teeth, tanned skin and shiny bouncy hair.

But won’t that feel weird? I’m thinking if my healthy teeth were to be covered with veneers which are longer than my actual teeth, and dental implants Plano on my gap, wouldn’t my face look different? I guess longer. Hmm, not bad. Just vain.